Score: 5

"THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER."

submission: DUCK SIM 2008

date: January 29, 2009

Everyone thinks this game is a joke, but you are supposed to drown the duck. But since this is a simulation and ducks can hold their breath for long periods of time, it takes ten minutes to drown the duckr. Then it goes to the real 3d duck zombie shooting mode which is the best game i have ever played. The only problem is that the chainsaw is wack, you can only decapitate chickens, and it gets stuck when too much blood gets on the chain....SO FIVE STARS.

Score: 10

"How do i install flash, and open a webpage?"

submission: Doom Triple Pack

date: December 4, 2008

I didn't play this game, I never liked the original, and my computer is full of spyware and I can't play this game, so I give you a zero. just to tell you I wont be giving you a zero. also my spelling sucks. lol just kidding!

I can't believe it's actually Doom emulated in flash! That's like putting the bible on bluray or something. Pretty close to the full doom experiance, all it needs is the awesome music, and mouse support. But this is how most of us probably played it back in the day, when we didn't know how to set up games in dos, and we were like 5.

Score: 8

"fuck Teen Titans, literally!"

submission: Raven TeenTitans Hentai 2

date: December 7, 2007

ignore the fact that some kiddy superhero gets raped, that was animated pretty well, not to mention how great the sound was edited. That oxygenated cumshot was fuckin funny as hell.

Score: 1

"nothing new."

submission: :: Black Magic Metal ::

date: October 26, 2007

The dialog wasn't funny. the animation was horrible as usual, and nothing really happened. All these shitty squirrel cartoons are 2 people talking. These contain little effort to create, and they barley last a few minutes. I even gave it 3 tries.
Like maybe i missed a punhline, or something... but alas, it just got worse everytime I watched it.

Maybe instead of recycling these old stereotypes and passing them off as jokes, why don't you do a PSA calling for RACIAL TOLERANCE, that isn't sarcastic or racist. Or has something fucking germane in it.

Score: 4

"Whats with all the Swastikas?!"

submission: A Movie About Spinister

date: June 18, 2007

NAZIS NAZIS NAZIS!!!!!

Score: 7

"Tweens and stick figures and terrible animation..."

submission: Untitled Massacre

date: June 14, 2007

...but its so trippy. It's pretty comedic and violent, and so bad its good content. great job.

Score: 7

"De-Animator with more guns, a wall, and Allies."

submission: The Last Stand.

date: May 22, 2007

Pretty good. It was fun, and just before it gets repetitive, the game ends, and you just killed like...a lot of zombies. The only thing wrong with this game is the weapon switch, and the bullets ignoring the 2nd dimension.

When your gun is empty, it automatically reloads, which keeps you from switching to your alternative weapon. I'd rather have a manual reload, or weapon switching would cancel the reload animation.

Other than that its pretty good.

Score: 5

"Wow that was fast."

submission: V-tech Rampage

date: May 15, 2007

Well the graphics are ok, kinda reminds me of that colombine massacre game, which actually had redeeming value. This on the other hand is pretty fucked up and offensive. Offensive shit aside, this is an ok game. Could be better and not just offensive for the fuck of it.

Also asking for money to have it removed because its offensive is fucking lame. SELLOUT!

Score: 5

"pornographic and educational!"

submission: Spank the bitch!

date: April 4, 2007

God this thing is pretty terrible. Not for the fact that you are whipping a chicks snatch with a bull whip, but for the fact that this is pretty boring. But at least now I know that if I want women to push out all her discharge, All I have to do is whip her really really good. The more you know!

Score: 5

"too long!"

submission: Phoenix Wrong: Last Stand

date: November 18, 2006

I liked the last 2 or so of these, but this one was way too long! Short and sweet was the best part about the last one. You should of split this into 2, possibly 3 of them. Plus most of this wasnt very funny, the lip sync was a little off, and it just didnt have a great flow. On the other hand there were some redeeming clips, so it wasnt total crap, but still it was way too long to be staring at a tiny window.