All 58 game Reviews


DUCK SIM 2008 DUCK SIM 2008

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER.

Everyone thinks this game is a joke, but you are supposed to drown the duck. But since this is a simulation and ducks can hold their breath for long periods of time, it takes ten minutes to drown the duckr. Then it goes to the real 3d duck zombie shooting mode which is the best game i have ever played. The only problem is that the chainsaw is wack, you can only decapitate chickens, and it gets stuck when too much blood gets on the chain....SO FIVE STARS.


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Doom Triple Pack Doom Triple Pack

Rated 5 / 5 stars

How do i install flash, and open a webpage?

I didn't play this game, I never liked the original, and my computer is full of spyware and I can't play this game, so I give you a zero. just to tell you I wont be giving you a zero. also my spelling sucks. lol just kidding!

I can't believe it's actually Doom emulated in flash! That's like putting the bible on bluray or something. Pretty close to the full doom experiance, all it needs is the awesome music, and mouse support. But this is how most of us probably played it back in the day, when we didn't know how to set up games in dos, and we were like 5.



The Last Stand. The Last Stand.

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

De-Animator with more guns, a wall, and Allies.

Pretty good. It was fun, and just before it gets repetitive, the game ends, and you just killed like...a lot of zombies. The only thing wrong with this game is the weapon switch, and the bullets ignoring the 2nd dimension.

When your gun is empty, it automatically reloads, which keeps you from switching to your alternative weapon. I'd rather have a manual reload, or weapon switching would cancel the reload animation.

Other than that its pretty good.



V-tech Rampage V-tech Rampage

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Wow that was fast.

Well the graphics are ok, kinda reminds me of that colombine massacre game, which actually had redeeming value. This on the other hand is pretty fucked up and offensive. Offensive shit aside, this is an ok game. Could be better and not just offensive for the fuck of it.

Also asking for money to have it removed because its offensive is fucking lame. SELLOUT!



Spank the bitch! Spank the bitch!

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

pornographic and educational!

God this thing is pretty terrible. Not for the fact that you are whipping a chicks snatch with a bull whip, but for the fact that this is pretty boring. But at least now I know that if I want women to push out all her discharge, All I have to do is whip her really really good. The more you know!



Stress Buster V1.0 Stress Buster V1.0

Rated 4 / 5 stars

what a fun piece of shit.

haha man this is pretty damn great. You should add a bunch of crap to blow up next time. Pretty simple, yet effective.



Striplings 2060 Striplings 2060

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Great "game"

Man this is funny. Im at 75 losses, one day i will get the 2060 I swear by the hammer of thor. Um anywho I liked it, its different, weird, cute, and funny. My favorite is the "blue headband stripling" death. Thats the one you should land on. Everyone is getting pissed off that you cant win...ha! You have to give a game credit when you cant beat it. Also...its just a greatly presented, execution movie. Not really a game. Not that detracts from this one. Cant wait to see what happens at 2060...76


BoMToons responds:

*Shakes head* I never thought the 2060 goal would be so tempting. Thanks for the review.


The NG e-Penis Calculator The NG e-Penis Calculator

Rated 4 / 5 stars

haha im always a five.

This is pretty damn nifty. Im going to bookmark this, and check up to see my penis grow. You should add other peoples cock sizes to see how badly you kicked their ass, or didnt. Pretty niftey, though!


FLiXD responds:

THERE IS A WOLF IN MY GRANDMOTHERS BED AND A MAN WITH AN AXE IN THE CUPBOARD


DuckHunt 1945 DuckHunt 1945

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

if i had a third hand this would be awesome.

I like the idea, but the controls are pretty bad. Its really hard to control. Just change the up and down to good ol wsad format, and itd be cool.



KiLLer CaRs! -=2=- KiLLer CaRs! -=2=-

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

pretty good.

I like it, but I think it needs more people. Like instead of reaching like 100 people, maybe we should be abloe to hit masses of people, like a group of 20. Raise the score limit if you have to. Also make the levels bigger, and alot more gore! Make the deaths gruesome, like the people splitting in half, and stuff. Pretty fun though I liked it