MakoSucks's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

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I was like, "WHY IS THIS IN MY FAVES?!"

But then I saw your fans crying about Turd of the Week and a smile went across my face. I totally forgot about that! It was the one day Newgrounds offically said foamy sucks.

[:: Black Magic Metal ::]

nothing new.

The dialog wasn't funny. the animation was horrible as usual, and nothing really happened. All these shitty squirrel cartoons are 2 people talking. These contain little effort to create, and they barley last a few minutes. I even gave it 3 tries.
Like maybe i missed a punhline, or something... but alas, it just got worse everytime I watched it.

Maybe instead of recycling these old stereotypes and passing them off as jokes, why don't you do a PSA calling for RACIAL TOLERANCE, that isn't sarcastic or racist. Or has something fucking germane in it.

[A Movie About Spinister]

Whats with all the Swastikas?!

NAZIS NAZIS NAZIS!!!!!

StagBeetle responds:

jew

[Untitled Massacre]

Tweens and stick figures and terrible animation...

...but its so trippy. It's pretty comedic and violent, and so bad its good content. great job.

[Phoenix Wrong: Last Stand]

too long!

I liked the last 2 or so of these, but this one was way too long! Short and sweet was the best part about the last one. You should of split this into 2, possibly 3 of them. Plus most of this wasnt very funny, the lip sync was a little off, and it just didnt have a great flow. On the other hand there were some redeeming clips, so it wasnt total crap, but still it was way too long to be staring at a tiny window.

[Adulthood]

potental for something awesome.

This was fairly short, and actually it has alot going for it. great editing of the sound and music, and a pretty unique concept. I wish it was longer, so i can see more of this middleschool storyline. The Borat thing was a little to unoriginal, but atleast it wasn't like stomach cringingly lame.
The peewee herman laugh cracked me up.

The animation, was simple, but it had the important elements of it. For instance, instead of it looking like just two frames of hair clipping, it looked like he was clipping his hair.

All in all it was way above average, like a C+. I see potental in this, and you, that if you keep at it something really cool will pop up. In the least this level of animation is better than alot of the other crap that gets submitted daily to newgrounds. Good Job! Gold Star!

[Revelations!]

always the funniest material on NG.

...Definately on National Lampoon's site. hilarious diologue, with some violent slapstick, dick and fart jokes, and funny characters. All the simple animation is effective, and humorous. The actual art is pretty cool and definately unique. Anyways all your work is gold, and usualy blasphemous to boot. Whats not to love?

[Parasite Betty]

wowzer...

That looks almost rotoscoped. Thats some amazing animation. Any tips for crappy flash animators? that is some amazing work.

[Killing Spree VI]

quite alot of work

its violent and has alot of interesting panning and such, but you need some style for your animation. Like something that can show your skills in drawing. Also that song is called transylvania by Iron Maiden, not Cradle of Crap.

[Madness Antipathy]

Another awesome Madness movie!

Very amazing. Everytime you create a new animation, I always see a new technique, and artistic improvement. Very awesome. The story seems endless, and almost non existant now, but so what? The way these little improbable scenarios turn out is always interesting and cool. Who else can do a better one vs a hundred bad guys, and make it look totally stylish and violent? Can't wait till the next one pops up!