MakoSucks's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Xbox Simulator]

Better than hamster

But thats like saying better than Shit! come on you could of added like a way to kill the stick when he asks for help or something. I own an XBox, and it is pretty heavy, but who cares when you have a built in harddrive, great graphics and ITS GREEN! Who cares anyways, console gamingis getting to commercial now adays anyhow...

[!!!jump Around!!! Iv]

funny!

I think its funny as hell, but front page? hahaha even funnier.

[Human]

MY SHARONA!!!!!...oh wait.

It was ok. I didnt like the music, it reminded me of that sharona song. I dont think the music matched what was going on on the screen, but hey what the hell do I know? I just didnt think it was all that hot. It wasnt serious or funny, it was just...Blah.

[head is eaten by box man]

it reminds me of SOMEBODY@!#$!$

static and stuff reminds me of Juho or whatever hes called these days. Anywho I liked it, thing dies and static is awesome. Yeah make more stuff dammit, continue that "child porn" one, that was awesome.

[Da Stick up]

boring.

ok so the story was taken from a sound bite, and it sucked. I dont get it at all actually, when did the plane take off? It didnt make too much sense to me. Oh and in case ya didnt know...electronic devices like cd players, gameboys etc will actually turn off the engine of a plane because of somekind of electronic interference so that lady was just trying to keep the plane from crashing, not just being a bitch.

[Self Portrait]

I saw a penis shoot its wad.

thats one sick thing that came out of it....no pun intended. Anywho It was awesome old school animation, and i liked it alot. I thought you sucked as an animator(no offense) but this prooves otherwise, so fuck me. Great job.

[Tom Cruise Gets Wet!]

i dont see whats funny about that either

blah that wasnt funny at all. the parts that were funny parts had nothing to do with tom cruise, so why milk it?! Tom cruise? who cares? he sucks. SHOW ME THE MONEY?! blah. That guy with the mic was a jerk anyways so I dont see how this is funny. lol....yeah...CRAP

[battle royal part 1/2]

battle royal? More like ROYAL CRAP!

Remakes are suppost to be great, not just cash ins. Dont make something to you know....get money or popularity, or experiance. that goes for all forms of art, but esspecially if its someone elses original idea. Everyone seems to be doing that a lot lately. Just look at that shitty Dawn of the Dead remake. Zombie babies KEH!

The drawings sucked, the story sucked, nothing happened at all, it was a piece of crap. Im suprised this made it to fourth. Battle Royale is a great movie....over rated, but still a good movie. If it didnt say battle royal in it im sure it would of been flushed down the toilet.

[Link vs Darklink]

Misuse of Adagio!

That was pretty interesting until like...ok I lied it wasnt. There needed to be...less DBZ and more zelda. Oh and if the enemy is Dark Zelda, I think he shouldnt change to another character...or atleast longer than 2 minutes. I liked the animation and all that, but god the way it played out was lame. DBZ sucks.

[Suicide is Good!]

Nausia causes suicide!

Wow that was a piece of crap. Copy of a tired old joke, only any form of comedy was lost when you ripped it off. There is not enough of anything in this to go into detail about why it sucked so bad, so Ill just say next time, add effort, originality, and intelligence to your work.