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THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER.

Everyone thinks this game is a joke, but you are supposed to drown the duck. But since this is a simulation and ducks can hold their breath for long periods of time, it takes ten minutes to drown the duckr. Then it goes to the real 3d duck zombie shooting mode which is the best game i have ever played. The only problem is that the chainsaw is wack, you can only decapitate chickens, and it gets stuck when too much blood gets on the chain....SO FIVE STARS.

How do i install flash, and open a webpage?

I didn't play this game, I never liked the original, and my computer is full of spyware and I can't play this game, so I give you a zero. just to tell you I wont be giving you a zero. also my spelling sucks. lol just kidding!

I can't believe it's actually Doom emulated in flash! That's like putting the bible on bluray or something. Pretty close to the full doom experiance, all it needs is the awesome music, and mouse support. But this is how most of us probably played it back in the day, when we didn't know how to set up games in dos, and we were like 5.

De-Animator with more guns, a wall, and Allies.

Pretty good. It was fun, and just before it gets repetitive, the game ends, and you just killed like...a lot of zombies. The only thing wrong with this game is the weapon switch, and the bullets ignoring the 2nd dimension.

When your gun is empty, it automatically reloads, which keeps you from switching to your alternative weapon. I'd rather have a manual reload, or weapon switching would cancel the reload animation.

Other than that its pretty good.

Wow that was fast.

Well the graphics are ok, kinda reminds me of that colombine massacre game, which actually had redeeming value. This on the other hand is pretty fucked up and offensive. Offensive shit aside, this is an ok game. Could be better and not just offensive for the fuck of it.

Also asking for money to have it removed because its offensive is fucking lame. SELLOUT!

what a fun piece of shit.

haha man this is pretty damn great. You should add a bunch of crap to blow up next time. Pretty simple, yet effective.

Great "game"

Man this is funny. Im at 75 losses, one day i will get the 2060 I swear by the hammer of thor. Um anywho I liked it, its different, weird, cute, and funny. My favorite is the "blue headband stripling" death. Thats the one you should land on. Everyone is getting pissed off that you cant win...ha! You have to give a game credit when you cant beat it. Also...its just a greatly presented, execution movie. Not really a game. Not that detracts from this one. Cant wait to see what happens at 2060...76

BoMToons responds:

*Shakes head* I never thought the 2060 goal would be so tempting. Thanks for the review.

if i had a third hand this would be awesome.

I like the idea, but the controls are pretty bad. Its really hard to control. Just change the up and down to good ol wsad format, and itd be cool.

Calc-TASTIC!

wowzer, what is the point? I like it though, its a calculator, and it didnt get blammed yet, and that is cool. Its ballsy, it doesnt have violence, or humor in it, but it fucking made me laugh because its a calculator, that works, and...well how could any one blam something that actually works? I like it!

crappy yet cool, like an orc!

I liked it. It was simple and crude yet fun, and beautiful. I liked the idea, and it was very enjoyable. I think it would be cooler with some better graphics, and the ability to duck and shoot, or jump and shoot at the same time, but hell this game is great either way. Good job!

Gore.

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