Recent Movie Reviews


: KoShEr Crackers : : KoShEr Crackers :

Rated 0 / 5 stars

I was like, "WHY IS THIS IN MY FAVES?!"

But then I saw your fans crying about Turd of the Week and a smile went across my face. I totally forgot about that! It was the one day Newgrounds offically said foamy sucks.



Raven TeenTitans Hentai 2 Raven TeenTitans Hentai 2

Rated 4 / 5 stars

fuck Teen Titans, literally!

ignore the fact that some kiddy superhero gets raped, that was animated pretty well, not to mention how great the sound was edited. That oxygenated cumshot was fuckin funny as hell.


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:: Black Magic Metal :: :: Black Magic Metal ::

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

nothing new.

The dialog wasn't funny. the animation was horrible as usual, and nothing really happened. All these shitty squirrel cartoons are 2 people talking. These contain little effort to create, and they barley last a few minutes. I even gave it 3 tries.
Like maybe i missed a punhline, or something... but alas, it just got worse everytime I watched it.

Maybe instead of recycling these old stereotypes and passing them off as jokes, why don't you do a PSA calling for RACIAL TOLERANCE, that isn't sarcastic or racist. Or has something fucking germane in it.


Recent Game Reviews


DUCK SIM 2008 DUCK SIM 2008

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER.

Everyone thinks this game is a joke, but you are supposed to drown the duck. But since this is a simulation and ducks can hold their breath for long periods of time, it takes ten minutes to drown the duckr. Then it goes to the real 3d duck zombie shooting mode which is the best game i have ever played. The only problem is that the chainsaw is wack, you can only decapitate chickens, and it gets stuck when too much blood gets on the chain....SO FIVE STARS.


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Doom Triple Pack Doom Triple Pack

Rated 5 / 5 stars

How do i install flash, and open a webpage?

I didn't play this game, I never liked the original, and my computer is full of spyware and I can't play this game, so I give you a zero. just to tell you I wont be giving you a zero. also my spelling sucks. lol just kidding!

I can't believe it's actually Doom emulated in flash! That's like putting the bible on bluray or something. Pretty close to the full doom experiance, all it needs is the awesome music, and mouse support. But this is how most of us probably played it back in the day, when we didn't know how to set up games in dos, and we were like 5.



The Last Stand. The Last Stand.

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

De-Animator with more guns, a wall, and Allies.

Pretty good. It was fun, and just before it gets repetitive, the game ends, and you just killed like...a lot of zombies. The only thing wrong with this game is the weapon switch, and the bullets ignoring the 2nd dimension.

When your gun is empty, it automatically reloads, which keeps you from switching to your alternative weapon. I'd rather have a manual reload, or weapon switching would cancel the reload animation.

Other than that its pretty good.