Score: 5

"THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER."

submission: DUCK SIM 2008

date: January 29, 2009

Everyone thinks this game is a joke, but you are supposed to drown the duck. But since this is a simulation and ducks can hold their breath for long periods of time, it takes ten minutes to drown the duckr. Then it goes to the real 3d duck zombie shooting mode which is the best game i have ever played. The only problem is that the chainsaw is wack, you can only decapitate chickens, and it gets stuck when too much blood gets on the chain....SO FIVE STARS.

Score: 10

"How do i install flash, and open a webpage?"

submission: Doom Triple Pack

date: December 4, 2008

I didn't play this game, I never liked the original, and my computer is full of spyware and I can't play this game, so I give you a zero. just to tell you I wont be giving you a zero. also my spelling sucks. lol just kidding!

I can't believe it's actually Doom emulated in flash! That's like putting the bible on bluray or something. Pretty close to the full doom experiance, all it needs is the awesome music, and mouse support. But this is how most of us probably played it back in the day, when we didn't know how to set up games in dos, and we were like 5.

Score: 8

"fuck Teen Titans, literally!"

submission: Raven TeenTitans Hentai 2

date: December 7, 2007

ignore the fact that some kiddy superhero gets raped, that was animated pretty well, not to mention how great the sound was edited. That oxygenated cumshot was fuckin funny as hell.