MakoSucks's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A Half-Life Christmas]

haha cute and funny and a little violent.

man that was great. I prefer this one to that other one because gordon didnt speak. Good work. Nothing like the other guys.

AngryAxel responds:

GOrdon never speaks. And thanx!

[Half Life 2: The Nativity]

best part: Grenade exploding Children.

Man that was great. I loved the grenade in the fruit cake part. I didnt understand most of it, but there were a few parts I didnt like about the toon. one was that Freeman spoke, and the other was that the headcrabs attached like face huggers, instead of like you know umm yeah headcrabs...yeah....Anyways I just think it would of been funnier if Freeman didnt talk. Yeah but it was fun to watch anyways. Good Job.

[28 Days Later Halo 2]

Thats a loong movie.

Quanity over quality. I mean it wasnt terrible, but it wasnt great. I liked 28 Days Later, and this was close to it, anyways I liked it.

[Der Zwerg - Christmastime]

lol weird!

Man i didnt quite get it, but te gag with the sled dragging across the street, transends the spoken language. Funny, odd, and different. The voice was great.

[Fuck Authority]

not good.

It was pretty lame. Whenever there is an animation with a singer or something in it, they always end up looking too cartoony. the animation went somewhat with the music, but the animation sucked, and it was boring. GG Allin was cool, but this sucks.

Aliyen responds:

Too cartoony? Holy shit, you brilliant fuck, you're right! I should've made this a live action movie. One problem I have with that is that GG Allin is dead. That, and I only make animations in Macromedia Flash, so I don't have enough experience with a camera to make an actual live action movie.

Anyway, thank you for the suggestion; next time, instead of making GG Allin so "cartoony" (even if you put that next to the fact that his head is from an actual photograph), I will remake this movie by bringing GG Allin back to life and having him play himself in Fuck Authority: Special Edition Release. Hey, you can even teach me about making live action movies with a movie camera!

Now how do we bring Allin back to life? Hey, you do appear to be an Evil Dead fan! I am too! Maybe we could work on an actual Book of the Dead. Then your criticism will be proven to have effect on me once my work will gradually increase!

Take that, you fucking animators of Newgrounds who make their stupid shit "cartoony." H8_G0d and me will go places!

[The Most Dangerous Game]

haha man great shit.

That was pretty funny, although it was hard to understand the robot, and the hulk. lol nah yeah im kidding, but it was hard to understand the two. I loved the Phantasm reference. I have no idea where the alternate ending came from.

[Reality Lost]

that was great!

man thats insane, you have to explain your methods. I have no idea how you did some of those animations. You must smoke alot of crack. Great animation, seemed very movie like. Cant wait to see how it plays out. how did you do some of that with flash?!

[3 FEATHERS AND A RAINWORM]

Totally different

thats something ive never seen on NG ever. There seems to be quite a bit of non violent flash animations these days. Most of them are terrible, and by that i mean they suck, but this one was great. I think if it wasnt for the music, i might of just gotten bored and stopped watching, but the music made me pay attention, as it wasnt some lame crappy band music. Great artwork.

[--Where is my Mind?]

What do nazis have to do with our generation?

the messege of the film doesnt get to me. I dont get it. EXPLAIN IT! i mean its pretty ok I guess. The music felt out of place to me, and it seemed to of saved your toon. Really Explain it. I want to understand it. I mean jesus christ am i like detactched from being able to interpet something this deep? Or is this just a bunch of random crap you put in here that seemed artsy fartsy. I mean people get shit out of it somehow. One guy was telling you to get over Bush being reelected....WTF you had a picture of him, that just rises up...wtf does that mean?! Some guy got you saying fuck bush out of it. I think its just a bunch of nonsense stamped together to seem artsy, but if it isnt explain it. Otherwise it just looks like that commercial for that crappy band the Used. I dont see that as our generation, there should be a bunch of kids getting high on crystal, drinking booze, and listening to whiney voiced singers whine about nonsense. Oh ok i think i just made the connection. its all nonsense. Thats the worlds smallest cig or the worlds largest foot.

nbh responds:

you know, fuck you. the cigarette was finished (thats when people stub them out). and also fuck you, its a person look on things. natzis have an affect of play where i live because its run down with racists. you need to get laid and stop listening to shit music. your a loser and you know it. who makes a movie called baby basher? a fucking ass thats who. now go out from your dark cellar room, out of your nice big house and find a life. i am frustrated... but you my friend are depressed. sort yourself out, and take a look under the curtain.

[Renaissance]

Great artwork

It was great, minus that 8 bit like scene, that was out of place to me, but otherwise great. Oh the starting with the eye thing, i saw that coming. I dunno if thats bad or good, but yeah i dunno. Oh and i when i saw that girl playing the violin, I was thinking of the nerd in simpsons pointing out a mistake in an ichty and scrachty episode where he played scratchys ribs, and made different notes on the same rib, but than the detailed hand shut me up. Great art work. Its above most of the violent crap here. Not that violent crap is bad mind you, but having something entertaining, without violence is pretty hard to pull off in my eyes.

AloneInTheDark responds:

Thank you.... Some people spend a week animating a fighting sequence, i spend a week animating a violin sequence. Its all a matter of where your interests lie, really