MakoSucks's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[I HAVE A MASSIVE ERECTION]

dear Clock ...items?

This type of spam crap was funny back in the day. Sure back in the day it was funny, when Strawberry Clock didnt get his ng account owned and there werent 2 million of you bastards and there werent half a million clones of your little club, but now you have to face the facts that this isnt funny anymore. It was barely funny the first time and the 132445442354 it isnt funny, witty, or anything, its just pointless. Stop the madness. Take off those stupid avatars, and do some good. Whether it be animation with effort, or giving money to the needy, just do something else than pasting clock faces onto things. Thank you.

your friend,
Mako.
ps. LOL B HAHAHAH. no.

HappyLeetGost responds:

OH LOOK A CLOCK IS ASSOCIATED WITH A COLLAB THAT MUST MEAN THE WHOLE FLASH IS CLOCK BASED HELLO

[Fun with Newgrounds]

Who is that aimed at?

Funny to a degree, but if thats aimed at just newgrounds animators in general you can go fuck yourself. Otherwise it was funny slightly. Like if I pissed in a bottle...its funny slightly.

reverendJ responds:

hahahaha...watch yer tounge boy. it's not aimed at anyone, just a little fun...unless, of course, you fit the bill?

[Scaramush! Scaramush!]

pretty good.

Im not one to interpet things abstractly, so I didnt see a story in that at all. All I saw was a bunch of moving things. I dunno if it was supposed to be deeper than that, but a musical ussually has a plot to it. Good music, and nice cut out styleness, but it all seemed random to me, minus the starting. The starting is basically how I would interpet the song, the literal meaning. Thats also how I interpeted this movie as well. You know like puff the magic dragon really did live across the sea, not smoke a bowl or whatever..get what I mean? aww go screw yourselves. JK! good work!

[Flathead Symphony]

Nice fun and cute.

I liked it alot. I think alot more music video flash animation should show more instruments being played. Or atleast be in complete, flawless synchronization. The best lill feller is the one that shakes to be a maracca. So cute! Reminds me of those little guys from that princess monoke. The tree spirits...also very cute. Good job Dan Paladin greatness.

[I Hate America]

Well I hate france so we are even, frenchie.

I live in the good ol us of a and I gotta say... I like america. Sure most of us americans are a douchebags, and we gotta go police the world like a bunch of assholes, but I wouldnt want to live anywhere else. I dont agree with us starting vietnam2:revenge, but I like america.

now the movie, was cool to an extent. I didnt like the title too much, nor do I think you showed the soldiers in the right light, but hey it had that the great escape song on it so it was slightly above average. Also I think if your gonna make a movie called I hate america, You should do more than just comment on the damn iraq thing.

Anywho not all Americans are assholes if ya didnt know it yet. Many americans are against the iraq thing, including me. Not all soldiers want to be in Iraq, much like any war, not all the soldiers think their side is right.Genocide? Thats stretching it. You can call us Nazis, as far as us being opressive bastards trying to take over the damn world, but we arent genocidal. Thats the only thing I really found insulting to me.

In closing...I just have to say, Im glad I dont live in a country that has a goddamn commity thatll arrest you for having a videogame like Postal2 or edits Evil Dead because its too violent...now those are some damn nazis.

PS...do you just hate america because of the war? before did you not even care about us? and jk about being a frenchie.

[A Tribute To Jeff Weise]

JEFF WEISE WAS A SAINT!

nah jus kiddin. It was funny, but I think the first tribute part should of been better. Like it would of been funnier to you know so it seemed more in tribute to to a quick one on the audiance. It was funny because of the old people getting shot. I didnt like the whole indian characture thing...I mean come on man you can do better than that. Anywho personally i dont feel remorse when the singled out opressed guy goes postal and shoots up a bunch of people. Not saying it was right but...you know. GO RAIDERS!!!!

MessiaH responds:

He was a red indian characature because he was a racist hypocrite himself, so why shouldn't he get the same treatment to him?

[Movement]

music didnt match the movement.

I liked it alot minus the music. Its a cool song, just it doesnt go with this one. I loved it all and am glad to see clay creatures that arent just 1 color...and dont talk like whiney idiots...and then die at the end...um anywho good job I know that shit takes alot of hard work and you should get a medal for that. Like.... a gold sticker atleast.

[Captain Capitalism]

Where was Cpt. Censorship?

I liked it but I dont get what Capitalism has to do with censorship, but it was funny. Esspecially the cock kicking the ass, and you can call dick chaney dick, but not a dick. I liked the tex avery dog dance thing that was awesome. Wish it had the whole thing though...Oh and I was waiting for Cheny to get his face socked in for cursing, i could of sworn that was gonna be the big punchline...wanna see something cool kids? BLAM HEAD EXPLODE!

[Leave It To Bush #003]

Christopher Walken verses George Bush.

I love Christopher Walken. I love to see him in anything, even if it really isnt him. Its hilarious how George Bush's way of talking can easily be flipflopped and spliced together, and its almost seamless...but when you take in the whole umm every few words...god it becomes seamless. Anywho funny as hell, and the Samuel Jackson additon was random and different. I say you do a spin off show with christopher walken, because Walken is the man. Oh and god give him a break on the bags for christ sakes! Its not THAT bad...i think.

[Overkill 1.2]

alot of hardwork.

Loved it. Its all frame by frame, and no shit tweening. Thats what I like to see. I was awating a ton of shit sticks, but what I got was 2 tons of greatly animated sticks. Screw everyone who talks down to this, Frame by frame is hard ass work. Good work males.